Today my best friend Bre, along with Tori and I, found out just how hard it is to roller skate. Let me break it down for you: 4 wheels on each foot X 2 feet on each girl X 3 girls = DISASTER. After falling on our butts, knees, hands, and on occasions faces, we realized just how bad we are at skating. And might I add the fact that the people who work there and are actually good at skating (the ones that dress in referee shirts and who's sole purpose is to HELP people?!) were laughing at us, and gave up all hope in attempting to help us up after the first couple of hundred falls. And let me tell you, the "teeny-bopper" music (AKA: Justin Bieber, and Miley Cyrus) DID NOT help our balancing efforts. In fact, I blame them. You hear that? It's YOUR fault I fell so many times Miss "Party in the USA"! And you too Mr. "One Time"! MAYBE, if I hadn't of had to listen to your crap music the entire time, I could have concentrated more on staying in an upright position.
Helpful tip when roller skating: Don't hold hands with somebody! If they go down, your going down with them. Don't ask me how I know.
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